"Hot Takes Salesman" (normiesgetoffmyboardreeeeeeee)
11/06/2016 at 15:59 • Filed to: Westworld, HBO, PKD LMAO | 2 | 1 |
Even if you don’t watch the show, the website is pretty fun.
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> Hot Takes Salesman
11/06/2016 at 22:03 | 1 |
Hello! It’s so nice to meet you. What questions can I answer about Westworld?
YOU: JOSHUA
AEDEN: Hmm. I’m not sure what you mean. Let’s go through the details of your trip.
YOU: SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?
AEDEN: That doesn’t sound like anything to me. Why don’t we talk about something more exciting? What are you looking to do at Westworld?
YOU: GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
AEDEN: War is a complicated and harrowing game encompassing complex narratives that pull from the Texas annexation, Civil War, Reconstruction, the Mexican Revolution, and other historical skirmishes. The War game is the hardest in the park.
AEDEN: Pick a side—either way, you’re in store for the adventure of a lifetime.
YOU: SOVIET UNION
Well, I have proved it isn’t WOPR.